Nov
5
Hey guys, do you like movies? Me too! I put together a compilation of some of my favorite movie quotes!
Dave Delahaye
"You're never going to hit anything from the back if you don't have control." - Sensei
Oct
30
It is sad that those children died.
Oct
29
Do you ever wake up and wonder “how did my life get this way?”
Fringe Is Retarded, Always
- Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
- Andrew: i think?
- Gabe: it's a week old
- Andrew: yes
- Andrew: hilarious
- Gabe: um
- Gabe: here's a question
- Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
- Gabe: who sees a demon?
- Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
- Andrew: haha
- Andrew: yeah
- Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
- Gabe: or curls up?
- Andrew: gabe
- Gabe: and here's another one
- Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
- Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
- Andrew: right
- Gabe: and here's another
- Andrew: yeah
- Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
- Andrew: yeah
- Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
- Gabe: made me so mad
- Gabe: and i also like
- Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
- Gabe: huh?
- Andrew: haha
- Andrew: yeah
- Andrew: after all their "science"
- Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
- Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
- Andrew: also the cannibal part
- Gabe: right
- Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
- Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
- Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
- Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
- Andrew: haha
- Andrew: YES
- Andrew: the gray hair
- Gabe: and also how at tehe end
- Gabe: how the pilot
- Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
- Andrew: yeah
- Gabe: instead of a boat?
- Gabe: that is his dream?
- Gabe: also
- Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
- Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
- Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
- Gabe: hahahaha
- Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
- Andrew: best show
- Gabe: amazing
- Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
- Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
- Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
- all the goddamn time
- Gabe: hahaha
- Gabe: well there was no 9/11
- Andrew: but yeah
- Gabe: it would be funny if
- Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
- Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
- Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11
Oct
27
Time to make the tough decisions.
Oct
23
I am pretty sure this is not a multiple choice question, seeing as there is only one correct answer, and that is AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Shut It Down. Shut It All Down.
- [re: http://videogum.com/archives/hate-watching/the_jeff_dunham_show_is_the_wo_097221.html]
- Andrew: 5.3 million viewers
- Gabe: hahahha
- Gabe: fuck america
- Andrew: hoyl shit
- Gabe: i'm moving
- Andrew: that is seriously so many people
- Gabe: yeah, that is a lot of people
- Andrew: :(
- Gabe: :(
- Andrew: see why I voted for John McCain?
- Gabe: i know
Oct
5
Why aren’t people going crazy over this Californication poster? Surely the New Yorker should do a 50-page profile on whoever art directed it. Jon Hamm sat in a comfortable chair submerged in waist-high water for part of an afternoon? WELL DAVID DUCHOVNY DROWNED TO DEATH.
Sep
23
Yikes. That baby is WAY TOO BIG.
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