We are only on this Earth for a short period of time. We should do whatever we can to derive some lasagna from it.
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Look at this fucking Petster.
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Oh, ALSO, I was listening to Hot97 the other day and they had one of those in-house ads that the DJs have to record when they aren’t buying suicide gunz because that’s obviously the worst, and it was an ad for, like, I don’t remember, used cars or something? Some shit that you buy, and it was Funk Flex, I think, and Peter Rosenberg, and at the end of the ad Peter Rosenberg goes “But what about my bad credit?” and Funk Flex goes “What are you talking about? You’re Jewish. You good.”
Um, WHAT?
It is 2009, Hot 97. Schindler’s List won the Academy Award for Best Picture 16 years ago. It’s bad enough that you have subtextually racist advertising play for 45 minutes out of every hour for predatory lenders, on-line GED programs, and penis enlargement (or is it reduction, stereotypes are hard!) without actually being just in-your-face stupid offensive. Y’HEARD! [Explosion sound effect.]
In Woody Allen’s interview with Terry Gross this week, Gross asked if Allen took into consideration that his fans and/or detractors might try to read something into the fact that his current movie, Whatever Works, is about an older man falling in love with a much younger woman, and Allen responded by saying that fans and/or detractors will always try and read something in his movies that isn’t there. He goes on to explain that he is nothing like the character (played by Larry David) because he has never lived in Greenwich Village.
That ought to put the whole icky incest marriage thing to rest. DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOODS GUYS. FACT VS. FICTION.
“I’m going to be dead honest with you. I had a nightmare about the paparazzi. I was going to tweet about it the other day.”
-Justin Gaston, the most deadest honest man ever.
Just get together with your man friends and relax!
Enjoy our newest Gabe and Max’s Guide to Man Style: Guys’ Night Out.
I learned in Business School that you should always launch/promote a new product after 10PM. And I learned it well. TEXTBOOK.
Recovered Debris Not From Missing Jet, French Official (pictured) Says
This guy seems pretty legit, guys.
Let’s ignore the fact that this whole thing is a real, awful, and fucking terrifying tragedy for a second and focus on the fact that it keeps being like LOST!
We don’t require an APPOINTMENT like some of these so-called balloon stores.
