Dave Delahaye

"You're never going to hit anything from the back if you don't have control." - Sensei

Nov 18

maxsilvestri:

andrewti:

In case U jerks ain’t herd, Gabe and Max have a new goddamn talk show. it iz freeeeeeeeeesh.

[Gabe and Max’s 100 Seconds #1]

(via details.com, the finest website for men)

We are back and wearing flowers!

When this comes out on DVD, we will include 10 seconds of hilarious deleted scenes!
Posted at 1:38pm

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Nov 16
(via haveabeagle) Every other Tumblr is bullshit now.

(via haveabeagle)


Every other Tumblr is bullshit now.
Posted at 4:27pm

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No. Next question, please!

No. Next question, please!
Posted at 4:22pm

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Nov 5

Hey guys, do you like movies? Me too! I put together a compilation of some of my favorite movie quotes!
Posted at 1:05pm

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Oct 30
It is sad that those children died.

It is sad that those children died.
Posted at 2:23pm

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Whoever Sent This To Me Is Gunna Get It

Posted at 2:11pm

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Oct 29
Do you ever wake up and wonder “how did my life get this way?”

Do you ever wake up and wonder “how did my life get this way?”
Posted at 2:31pm

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Fringe Is Retarded, Always

  • Gabe: did you watch the most recent fringe?
  • Andrew: i think?
  • Gabe: it's a week old
  • Andrew: yes
  • Andrew: hilarious
  • Gabe: um
  • Gabe: here's a question
  • Gabe: a) how come everyone without fail
  • Gabe: who sees a demon?
  • Gabe: just tries immediately to kill it?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: no one gets scared and runs away?
  • Gabe: or curls up?
  • Andrew: gabe
  • Gabe: and here's another one
  • Gabe: if the guy is addicted to dreams because it's like your best dream times a million
  • Gabe: what is he geting out of their waking nightmares?
  • Andrew: right
  • Gabe: and here's another
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: what kind of addicition gives you a split personality?
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: fucking olivia's bullshit step-father alcoholic jekyl and hyde theory
  • Gabe: made me so mad
  • Gabe: and i also like
  • Gabe: "see how these two handwritings are different? it's the same person"
  • Gabe: huh?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Andrew: after all their "science"
  • Andrew: they use handwritiing analysis
  • Andrew: the part about demons is hilarious too
  • Andrew: also the cannibal part
  • Gabe: right
  • Andrew: like if that's a lucid dream
  • Andrew: is that how you react when you have a nightmare?
  • Andrew: you just kill the shit out of the thing that's bothering you?
  • Gabe: also the dying instantly of exhaustion with gray hair?
  • Andrew: haha
  • Andrew: YES
  • Andrew: the gray hair
  • Gabe: and also how at tehe end
  • Gabe: how the pilot
  • Gabe: dreams that he is still flying towards the bridge
  • Andrew: yeah
  • Gabe: instead of a boat?
  • Gabe: that is his dream?
  • Gabe: also
  • Gabe: i loved when they first showed his photo
  • Gabe: and i was like oh, it's a pilot, great
  • Gabe: and then it was a PONTOON BOAT PILOT
  • Gabe: hahahaha
  • Gabe: the world's most common type of pilot
  • Andrew: best show
  • Gabe: amazing
  • Gabe: i wish that show was my dad
  • Andrew: well, they probably wouldn't give him budget to make the pilot crash into some skyscraper
  • Andrew: because, why the fuck not, just meaninglessly reference 9/11
  • all the goddamn time
  • Gabe: hahaha
  • Gabe: well there was no 9/11
  • Andrew: but yeah
  • Gabe: it would be funny if
  • Gabe: to save the pontoon boat pilot
  • Gabe: instead of shooting the server with bullets (duh)
  • Gabe: they opened up a rift between the two realities, and he caused another 9/11
Posted at 2:02pm

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Oct 27
Time to make the tough decisions.

Time to make the tough decisions.
Posted at 5:02pm

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Oct 23
I am pretty sure this is not a multiple choice question, seeing as there is only one correct answer, and that is AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I am pretty sure this is not a multiple choice question, seeing as there is only one correct answer, and that is AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted at 3:56pm

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